Page 32 The revenge of the squirrels.
Page 32 The revenge of the squirrels. It has been such a busy time at mothers, I really don’t know where to start. It began as a very normal week, I called in to mothers intending on doing the normal chores, having a bit of a discussion here and there when ever mother became obstinate. You know, life, with mother. “It’s a complete disaster, you will never guess what has happened” mother greeted me with. “Alright calm down, what’s gone wrong” dear me mothers upset. “The cleaner was doing upstairs and she saw some white stuff on the carpet, looked up and there is a hole appearing in the ceiling. The roof must be leaking” mother is so dramatic. “I will have a look” and off up the stairs I went. There was a small hole appearing no damp patch just small holes as if… . “Mother you either have squirrels in the roof space or rats” “What!! How have they got in there, well I have never heard them scratching around so you must be wrong” was mothers verdict. ...